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Munich Hash House Harriers

The Munich Hash House Harriers (MH3) is the city's leading non-competitive, social "running" group. Meeting every other Saturday at 17:00 (5pm) during Daylight Savings Time (summer) and 15:00 (3pm) in the winter months, around 15-30 of us run, jog or walk across various areas in and around Munich.

Want to join us? Grab your running shoes and a change of clothes (there will be a car to store your gear) and check where the next "run" will be here: MH3 Run Info

Especially for newcomers, check out our FAQ.

In addition, the Munich Full Moon Hash House Harriers (FMH3) meet once every month. Details on their next "run" is here.

And here is our other social media:

@MunichH3

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Run#806 Saturday 11th December 2021

The Christmas Glühwein "run"

Re-hash of Run 801

Re-hash Run 801 – Unterföhring (15:00 Saturday 2nd October 2021)

Hare: Not in this Cult

Hounds: Speedo Gonzales, Comes in Handy, Bottom Blower, Poor me water!,

Anal Weiss, Baggy Snatch, Birdbrian, Cherry Licker, BWM,

BitteBollenBugger, JustDavid(the Arizona one - henceforth "Czech My

Cactus"), JustDavid(the Scottish one), JustOli, JustBarnabás (aks

JustBarney), JustTobias, JustBulbul

Walker: JustEllie

Non Starter: JustThomas

1. The Run...

The weather was sunny, the route was fabulously scenic, like an

experienced chef the hare used just about the right amount of flour and

the hare laid the trail pretty well.

Despite this on the way a sizable number of us hares missed one arrow

and went for a long riverside ramble.

We shall try to "learn from the arrows of our ways".

There was some short-lived excitement running through the woods when

Speedo Gonzales reported seeing a snake in the bushes.

Many people "ran" on their own, but Cherry Licker did it with her dog.

The virgin JustEllie was today's solo "walker", but she finished before

many of us "runners", thus proving once again that the more we "train"

with MH3, the slower we become.

At the end of the "run", I was like a man escaping a sauna - I ran out

of steam.

2. After run meeting...

After the "run" was finished the Swiss first-time virgin JustThomas

arrived - so much for Swiss timing!

JustBulbul didn't drink as much as many, but it was all wine. She proved

she likes to whine.

JustOli said he is Belgian and "the UK has good chips, but only if you

are drunk"

(at that point most of us longed for a bag of british chips)

BirdBrian sung a solo song Canadian style... proving he runs even better

than he sings.

There was a charge against JustDavid(the Scottish one) for having no

hash clothes. Bottom Blower offered to remedy his sartorial digression.

The RA: Not in this Cult carried out the ritual with the 4 virgins

present (JustOli, JustBarney, JustEllie and JustThomas)

He then carried out the baptism of JustDavid(the Arizona one) who was

born again as "Czech My Cactus"*.

Most "runners" then moved on to an Indian Restaurant for the On-In.

On on !

JustDavid

(the FlailingScotsman who Runs Out Of Steam)

*Webmeister notes: There was an onomastic disagreement between the RA and GM - should it be Czech My Cactus or Tschech My Cactus? This argument was won by the Webmeister who published the re-hash as he saw fit.

Re-hash of Run 799

[Webmeister notes: Initially I was tempted to edit this, not least replacing "Just Peter" with B3, but then I couldn't be arsed felt that the article should be left in its pure, raw form. It is for the RA to judge whether failing to recognise a named hasher, the hare no less more, is worthy of beery punishment]

MH3 - Run 799 in Fürstenfeldbruck on 18 September 2021

In a moment of youthful ill-judgement after run 799, ComesInHandy chose Just David to be your scribe of the day.

My apologies for the tardiness of my response - you may be forgiven for suspecting I "write" even more slowly than I "run", but I have now deciphered my scribblings...

The Hares were Just Peter (not so much a hare as a PeterRabbit with local knowledge, which he used to try to lose the hounds) and BirdBrain. A charge was raised against the hares. The accusation was that there was no clear track in the woods and thus several Hansel and Gretel became lost. However, this charge quickly petered out (in typical MH3 fashion, no one had energy to keep a charge going).

Several Virgins were sacrificed in traditional ritual fashion by the RA

Uncle Albert (aka KumaYuda) was a FRB.

Keeping up the tradition of Shakespeare, RA berated all the many “blacks” present for their dark attire.

[How now, you secret, black and midnight hags (Macbeth 4.1)]

Golden Pedicure was charged because of her jugs. Even the GaySailor had noticed said jugs!

After this excitement the scribbling scribe returned to his drunken stupor and wrote no more.

On on

Just David

(who "runs" like a FlailingScotsman)

Pod

There's a hash house harrier podcast.

Check it out, there's contributions from our own Birdbrain, Cosmo and friends like Yard Sucker and Groin Biter.

Munich Hash House Harriers 2020

HHHi Munich Hashers,

here is a smallish review of what the Munich hashers got up to (most of it in their own homes) during the lost year

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