Some but not all hashers are the cleverest and most intellectual people ever to populate the Earth.
For those who aren't it would be wrong not to play this simple prank on them ...
Earlier this year I, Comes in Handy, had the honour of being erected as this year's Webmeister for the Munich Hash House Harriers. I could see it as an appreciation of my dedication to this kennel but actually no-one else could be bothered to stand. I secured precisely zero votes and therefore walked it.
Well done me!
Since then, this is what I've done: