It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity and organisational skills to run (or "mis-manage" as we call it) a group like this.

But unfortunately the people below were chosen for this year's (2023) mis-management:


Title Held by Responsibility
Grand Master Gay Sailor This and that, but mainly that. Nominal head of our hash.
Biermeister Birdbrian Ensuring we have enough beer. And that it's cold but not too cold.
Religous Advisor
  • Not In This Cult
  • (RB is Comes In Handy)
The weather.
Hare Razor Debbie Does Frankfurters Press-ganging hashers into haring (laying trail).
Song Mistress Mother Fucking Teresa Leading us in any songs that may be sung, and maintaining an archive of these songs.
Hash Cash Bottom Blower

Financial management of hash related activities: Cayman Island bank accounts, money laundering ... the usual CFO stuff.

Hash Sex Golden Pedicure

Setting up meetings, writing minutes, ensuring tasks get done ... the engine of the mis-management if it was a clown car.

  • Comes In Handy
  • Ring My Pussy
Social media malarky.
Haberdasher Squirrel Style Ensuring the Munich Hash House Harriers maintain their pre-eminence in the fashion world.