Mismanagement

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It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity and organisational skills to run (or "mis-manage" as we call it) a group like this.

But unfortunately the people below were chosen for this year's mis-management:

Title	Held by	Responsibility
Grand Mattress	Bottom Blower	This and that, but mainly that. Nominal head of our hash.
Biermeister	Speedo Gonzales	Ensuring we have enough beer. And that it's cold but not too cold.
Religous Advisor	Not In This Cult	The weather.
Hare Razor	Bird Brian	Press-ganging hashers into haring (laying trail).
Song Mistress	Poor Me, Water!	Leading us in any songs that may be sung, and maintaining an archive of these songs.
Hash Cash	Bottom Blower	Financial management of hash related activities: Cayman Island bank accounts, money laundering ... the usual CFO stuff.
Hash Sex	Golden Pedicure	Setting up meetings, writing minutes, ensuring tasks get done ... the engine of the mis-management if it was a clown car.
Webmeister	Comes In Handy	Social media malarky.
Haberdasher	Last Koch Standing	Ensuring the Munich Hash House Harriers maintain their pre-eminence in the fashion world.