Mismanagement
It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity and organisational skills to run (or "mis-manage" as we call it) a group like this.
But unfortunately the people below were chosen for this year's mis-management:
Title | Held by | Responsibility |
Grand Mattress | Bottom Blower | This and that, but mainly that. Nominal head of our hash. |
Biermeister | Speedo Gonzales | Ensuring we have enough beer. And that it's cold but not too cold. |
Religous Advisor | Not In This Cult | The weather. |
Hare Razor | Bird Brian | Press-ganging hashers into haring (laying trail). |
Song Mistress | Poor Me, Water! | Leading us in any songs that may be sung, and maintaining an archive of these songs. |
Hash Cash | Bottom Blower |
Financial management of hash related activities: Cayman Island bank accounts, money laundering ... the usual CFO stuff. |
Hash Sex | Golden Pedicure |
Setting up meetings, writing minutes, ensuring tasks get done ... the engine of the mis-management if it was a clown car. |
Webmeister | Comes In Handy | Social media malarky. |
Haberdasher | Last Koch Standing | Ensuring the Munich Hash House Harriers maintain their pre-eminence in the fashion world. |