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- Last Updated: 14 July 2024
Words, possibly in the right order, written by someone who is Not In This Cult
We looked up at the tormented sky, the clouds heavy and twisted like an animal in pain and we laughed.
We knew it might rain and we didn't care, our jaws set like steel as we dared defy all nature and pursue our trail.
We had guts. Our guts? Also like steel. Our legs? Steel. That weird pendulous hanging meatball thing at the back of the throat? Steel.
Armpit hair, functionless male nipples, unclipped nostril hair? Steel steel steel.
Hash 880 was ready to take on the trail.
Ten minutes later the entirety of hash 880 was hiding in a small wooden hut praying for the storm to be over.
Luckily we had the good schnapps, the exciting schnapps and the thing that tasted like organge ginger biscuits.
We gently steamed for 40 minutes and ran straight to the end.
Who was to blame? Clearly the RA Cums in Handy who had mysteriously vanished for the whole trail and seemed incredibly dry at circle. Crushed under the burden of talking for 30 minutes, he was to be aided by Birkencock's beer, and Smokestack's songs. Clearly the hares Poor me Water and Bottom Blower who had promised a trail around the lakes, not a trail under an entire lakes worth of water. Also they were to blame fortoo much dryness, not enough dryness, not enough corners, not enough ups, and someone threw a lack of rocketships into the mix for good measure.
New and confused were Lissy and Luka who admitted to gagging for it, whatever it may be. Likkim was welcomed back to Munich. It was like he had never left. Again. Not in this Cult was a backslider under a new definition of the term that disregarded the fact that he had attended the previous hash.
Happy birthday to Canada and USA on their special days where we celebrate our independence from them. Goat Fcker knew almost all the words to the chorus of a song.
Happy 100th birthday to Caesar Salad, an American dish named after a hotel named after a dead Italian which provided sufficiently tenuous reason to give a downdown to Cheshire Tiger who had been to Italy one time.
Baggy Snatch now took over the reigns as RA based on the precisely one minute of observations she had made on the run before she hid from the lightning. She was presumably not alone as Betty, BMW and Half Monty admitted to rushing into the Dixie Klo. Possibly the same one and at the same time, who are
we to judge.
Just Hemmy was called out for questioning our approach to lightning safety where we agreed it is certainly safest to run toward or away from trees during a storm, take your pick.
Poor Me got a great big mug for 200 runs. The other great big mugs showed theirs too.
NitC, Lissy and Mitch were accused of the shameful crime of possessing bicycles. The hares wee brough back in for leading the hash to a backwoods sex murder hut and then not following through.
Likkim, Asskey and Rugbyman were accused of level 2 wanking. Future scholars, interpret that as you see fit.
We retired to Bottom Blowers house for some indoor barbecue.
And it was good.
NitC
NitC