Re-hash Run 801 – Unterföhring (15:00 Saturday 2nd October 2021)
Hare: Not in this Cult
Hounds: Speedo Gonzales, Comes in Handy, Bottom Blower, Poor me water!,
Anal Weiss, Baggy Snatch, Birdbrian, Cherry Licker, BWM,
BitteBollenBugger, JustDavid(the Arizona one - henceforth "Czech My
Cactus"), JustDavid(the Scottish one), JustOli, JustBarnabás (aks
JustBarney), JustTobias, JustBulbul
Non Starter: JustThomas
1. The Run...
The weather was sunny, the route was fabulously scenic, like an
experienced chef the hare used just about the right amount of flour and
the hare laid the trail pretty well.
Despite this on the way a sizable number of us hares missed one arrow
and went for a long riverside ramble.
We shall try to "learn from the arrows of our ways".
There was some short-lived excitement running through the woods when
Speedo Gonzales reported seeing a snake in the bushes.
Many people "ran" on their own, but Cherry Licker did it with her dog.
The virgin JustEllie was today's solo "walker", but she finished before
many of us "runners", thus proving once again that the more we "train"
with MH3, the slower we become.
At the end of the "run", I was like a man escaping a sauna - I ran out
2. After run meeting...
After the "run" was finished the Swiss first-time virgin JustThomas
arrived - so much for Swiss timing!
JustBulbul didn't drink as much as many, but it was all wine. She proved
she likes to whine.
JustOli said he is Belgian and "the UK has good chips, but only if you
(at that point most of us longed for a bag of british chips)
BirdBrian sung a solo song Canadian style... proving he runs even better
than he sings.
There was a charge against JustDavid(the Scottish one) for having no
hash clothes. Bottom Blower offered to remedy his sartorial digression.
The RA: Not in this Cult carried out the ritual with the 4 virgins
present (JustOli, JustBarney, JustEllie and JustThomas)
He then carried out the baptism of JustDavid(the Arizona one) who was
born again as "Czech My Cactus"*.
Most "runners" then moved on to an Indian Restaurant for the On-In.
On on !
(the FlailingScotsman who Runs Out Of Steam)
*Webmeister notes: There was an onomastic disagreement between the RA and GM - should it be Czech My Cactus or Tschech My Cactus? This argument was won by the Webmeister who published the re-hash as he saw fit.
[Webmeister notes: Initially I was tempted to edit this, not least replacing "Just Peter" with B3, but then I couldn't be arsed felt that the article should be left in its pure, raw form. It is for the RA to judge whether failing to recognise a named hasher, the hare no less more, is worthy of beery punishment]
MH3 - Run 799 in Fürstenfeldbruck on 18 September 2021
In a moment of youthful ill-judgement after run 799, ComesInHandy chose Just David to be your scribe of the day.
My apologies for the tardiness of my response - you may be forgiven for suspecting I "write" even more slowly than I "run", but I have now deciphered my scribblings...
The Hares were Just Peter (not so much a hare as a PeterRabbit with local knowledge, which he used to try to lose the hounds) and BirdBrain. A charge was raised against the hares. The accusation was that there was no clear track in the woods and thus several Hansel and Gretel became lost. However, this charge quickly petered out (in typical MH3 fashion, no one had energy to keep a charge going).
Several Virgins were sacrificed in traditional ritual fashion by the RA
Uncle Albert (aka KumaYuda) was a FRB.
Keeping up the tradition of Shakespeare, RA berated all the many “blacks” present for their dark attire.
[How now, you secret, black and midnight hags (Macbeth 4.1)]
Golden Pedicure was charged because of her jugs. Even the GaySailor had noticed said jugs!
After this excitement the scribbling scribe returned to his drunken stupor and wrote no more.
(who "runs" like a FlailingScotsman)