It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity and organisational skills to run (or "mis-manage" as we call it) a group like this.

But unfortunately the following were chosen for this year's (2025) mis-management:

 

Grand Master

Birdbrian

This and that, but mainly that. Nominal head of our hash.

Biermeister Razor

Ensuring we have a biermeister for the runs.

Regious Avisor

Comes In Handy

Responsible for the weather. Deputisers:

Mother Fucking Teresa (RB), Not In This Cult (RC), Baggy Snatch (RD) and Bottom Blower (RE)

Hare Razor

Ass Key

Press-ganging hashers into haring (laying trail).

Song Mistressei

Smokestack and Poor me, Water!

Leading us in any songs that may be sung, and maintaining an archive of these songs.

Hash Cash

Bottom Blower

Financial management of hash related activities: Cayman Island bank accounts, money laundering ... the usual CFO stuff.

Hash Sex

Hendl My Cock

Setting up meetings, writing minutes, ensuring tasks get done ... the engine of the mis-management if it was a clown car.

Webmeister

Comes In Handy aided by Muddy Rucker (our WebBeister)

Social media malarky including, not least, this website.

Haberdashery

Mother Fucking Teresa and Anal Weiß ensuring we all look the part (best not to ask what that part is).