We met our lovely hare Squirrel Style at Hirschgarten for the AGPU (Annual General Piss-Up). It was a beautiful day, but the fog of the past mismanagement hung in the air, leavingl the hashers feeling sober (oh no), lots of beer was drunk pre-hash to shake the feeling.
Our hero, the hare (anyone setting a trail in January is a hero), started the chalk talk, descirbing the many exciting trail markings, to help us find beer. To check or not to check. No, there were no checks, and yet hundreds of checks. We were all excited to get away and headed off, running in circles, sliding down poles, and finally arrived at the Augustiner Keller, where eventually our drinks showed up. Then off again, hashing away, but everywhere we went there were signs of the past mismanagement.
Everyone finally made it back for the circle, where there were lots of snacks, beer, and some Glühwein (apparently not lots). We had made it and tragedy was averted. The fog of the past mismanagement was finally passing.
There were lots of down-downs. The hare drank for being a hare. Landing Strip got her 25 run mug, and the past mismanagement drank for creating so much fog on trail. Betty Boop and BMW were even spotted in the cold winter weather. There were a lot of other down-downs, but who can keep track.
After retiring to the Königlicher Hirschgarten, and finally escaped the 2025 Mismanagement, by announcing the 2026 Mismanagement.
And finally what you have all been waiting for, the 2026 Munich H3 Mismanagement:
GM: MFT
RAs: the G.O.A.T. Fucker and Banana Beater
Hash Sex: Hendl My Cock
Hash Cash: Bottom Blower
Hair Razor: Cheshire Tiger
Biermeister Razor: Princess Park Whore
Webmeister: Comes in Handy
Haberdashers: 'Airy Wiener and Anal Weiss
Song Mistresses: Birdbrian and Half Monty
Welcome to the 2026 Mismanagement.
ONON
Birdbrian